A married couple at a Zoo, walks pass a gorilla enclosure. Wife: Honey, do u know that gorillas are d only animals which resemble men in their behaviour? Look, seeing dat no one is looking, Ill expose one of my bosoms to it & see how Hot it gets just like men do. Wife then exposes one of her bosoms, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. You See, says the woman, Now, I know why you react the way you do; men cant control their animal instincts just like gorillas cant, Men and gorillas are d same. Husband says: Now expose both bosoms and let us see what happens. The woman exposes both bosoms to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure. Husband says: This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum and let us see what happens! The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now, was extremely excited, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her. The woman yells: Honey, what do i do now? Please, help me! Husband replies: Now, tell him you are on ur period, u have a headache and u are not in the mood. Let us see if Gorillas and Men are really the same.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:07:10 +0000
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