A midget with a lisp goes to a farmer to buy a horse. He looks over the horse to inspect it, and says to the farmer, “I’d like to sthee its teeth.” So the farmer picks him up to give him a view of the teeth. Then, the midget says, “I’d like to sthee its ears.” Again, the farmer picks him up to view the horses ears. Then the midget says, “I’d like to sthee its twat.” “Excuse me?” says the farmer. The midget says, “I’d like to sthee its tw*t.” So the farmer picks him up and shoves his head up the horse’s twat. The midget’s legs are flailing violently, and he’s screaming in there, so the farmer pulls him out and puts him down. The midget looks at the farmer and says, “I think I’ll rephrase that, I’d like to sthee it run.”
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:37:05 +0000
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