A minister was seated on a plane bound from Hong Kong to the US - TopicsExpress



          

A minister was seated on a plane bound from Hong Kong to the US with a stopover in Honolulu . ... After the stopover a crusty old Marine boarded and as fate would have it he was seated next to the minister. After the plane was airborne, to continue on it’s journey, drink orders were taken. The Flight Attendant asked the Marine if he wanted a drink? The soldier asked for Rum & Coke, which was prepared and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust Id rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips. The ole Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, Me too, I didnt know we had a choice.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 20:32:18 +0000

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