A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, Wow, Shes fat!” The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced; Ill bet her bum is this wide! The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue. Just then her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep The little boy yelled out, Run for your f*****g life, shes reversing!!
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 07:59:47 +0000
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