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A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked, Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00? Aghast, the man said, are you NUTS?, thats robbery! The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again. Sir, since you are a bit irate, Ill sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00? Again, the man replies bluntly, You must be crazy pal, now go away! The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy, Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much. Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says, HEY, this brownie tastes like shit! It is, replied the salesman. Wanna buy some mouthwash?
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 10:41:42 +0000

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