A partial list of the people who annoyed me today. 1. The gross lady in Ollies that sneezed less the two feet from me who did not cover her mouth. It went everywhere. 2. The lady driving in the Gerritys parking lot while picking her nose and not paying attention that came less than a foot away from hitting my Jeep. 3. The asshole that gunned his car in reverse pulling out of a parking spot also in the Gerritys parking lot who almost hit me. 4. The woman in Ollies who explained to me why she had 7 Christmas trees set up in her home without even being asked. I did not even know her and she was talking to me like I was coming over for afternoon tea. 5. The 10 people ahead of me in line at Long John Silvers. Not a damn one of them knew what they wanted to order when they got to the front of the line. 6. The enormous woman behind me in the same line who smelled like she did not bathe since last New Years Eve. I almost lost my appetite....ALMOST. To all of you I say, thanks for the wonderful ending to my year. Now why dont you all find a nice quiet place to play a nice game of hide and go screw yourself. End of rant....goodnight.
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 01:00:40 +0000
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