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A plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes in the plane, meanwhile there were 5 people on it. The 1st person was lionel Messi and he said: i’m the best footballer, I cant die now” so He took 1 parachute and left. The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said ” i’m the richest man in Africa and i’m too young to die” so he took the 2nd parachute and left. The third was President Jonathan and he said :” i’m the smartest president in the world so i cant die nw, my people still needs me, so he took 1 and left. Then It was left with Pope John Paul and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl” take the last one, i’ll sacrifice my life for you”. The little girl replied no need for that “there are two parachutes left. The pope asked her: how come? the little girl replied: the Nigerian president took my school bag. What a smart president.

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