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A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in it. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: Im the best footballer, I cant die now. So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote, and he said Im the richest man in Africa and Im too young to die. So he took the second parachute and left. The third was President Jonathan and he said: Im the smartest president in the world so I cant die now, my people still need me. So he took one and left. Then it was left with Pope Francis and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied no need for that there are two parachutes left. The Pope asked her: how come? The little girl replied: the Nigerian president took my school bag. Please dont laugh alone ooooo let the fun continue.

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