A plane was about to crash and there were only three parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were four people on it.The first person, Lionel Messi, said, Im the worlds best footballer right now, I cant die now! So he took one of the parachutes and left..The second person was Kenyas former prime minister one Mr Raila Odinga who said,Im the smartest & most popular Politician in Africa so I cant die now, because Africa needs me.My coalition CORD still needs me for the Okoa Kenya referendum push!And besides Kenya not only needs me but Also OWES ME THE PRESIDENCY for my reform credentials!!So Raila took the next parachute and left.Then remained President Uhuru Kenyatta and a little school girl.President Kenyatta told the young school girl,Yes Im the bonafide peoples president.Yes Im needed by my country in he fight against terror!!Yes, Kenya needs me to fix unemployment,empower the youth and transform the economy.But Im part of a formidable team that believes in our manifesto.Without me,my brother aka chicken farmer & deputy president William Ruto will ably lead our nation to the promised land.Charity Ngilu & Balala will be there to support him. So president Uhuru continued & told the little girl, Take the last parachute sweet girl.I will sacrifice my life for you Make the best out of it.The sky aint the limit for you & our beloved nation Kenya.The little girl interjected,Thank you your excellency but there is no need for that, because there are two parachutes left. ThenPresident Uhuru asked her,How come?The little girl replied,The former prime minster Raila Odinga accidentally took my school bag and thought it was a parachute!!!!!YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THE FORMER PRIME MINISTER LANDED #HaveAselfless night my friends
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 19:49:36 +0000
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