A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we’ll just tighten the screw a little,… and the wrinkles will disappear!” The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, “GO FOR IT!” The surgery was a resounding success, and the woman went home happy. A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of agitation. She pointed to her face and said, “Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the hell did they come from?” The surgeon looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t BAGS under your eyes. Those are your breasts. And if you keep messing around with that screw,… pretty soon you’ll have a goatee!” Happy Sunday folks! Its that time of the week again, its our Craicn Cider Sunday Session! Live music is just about to kick off with the amazing Mick McHugh playing all the best Irish covers and his own folk tunes. Rag Doll takes over at 4 and will have ye all singin your wee hearts out while sinking a few ice cold ones. Wasabi the band will jump up at 8 and will be bursting out all your favourite pop/rock covers till the early hours of Monday. Come join us for the best craic in town. Irish Murphys - The Drinking Consultants
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 01:46:48 +0000
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