A polish kid goes to his dad after school and asks: Kid: Daddy, why is it that all kids n school can count up to ten, whereas I can count up to 100, and back down to one? Dad: Cause, boy, youre Polish and my son, thats why The kid goes filled with to school. Next day same story, different question. Kid: Dad, why is it that all kids in school tell the alphabet up to k, while I can do it all the way to z and can also quote the Greek alphabet? Dad: Cause, sonny, youre polish and my son, thats why. Next day, kid goes to his father n says: Kid: Dad, tell me something. Why is it that kids in school, in the gym have little penises half an inch long, while mine is THIS big!? Dad: Cos, son, youre polish, youre my son, AND YOURE damn near 30 YEARS OLD, thats why!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 17:26:54 +0000