A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” There was laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife.” The wife went: “Aahhhh!” with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out “…and I can’t remember who she was.” By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water . The moral of the story is don’t copy if you can’t paste!
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 23:25:37 +0000
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