A progressive caucus group chose me as part of their random sampler. They asked me my voting tendencies, I said social liberal, fiscal conservative. She asked my religion (and interrupted the first five minutes of the Bruins game) I chose Satanist. With all the horrible things going on in the world, I just want my dark lord and master to punish the wickedness and reward the lawful but evil with a righteous place at his left hand so we may damn all the stupid people who vote a straight Democratic ticket. Then I shared my thoughts on practically every person running for RI office on the Democratic side. Then in the spirit of fair condemnation so all may embrace damnation, I started on the Republican side of the aisle. Needless to say, thats the last time that group... (she actually had to phonetically say RAY-MON-DO, and pronounced Fung as Fooong.) will be calling for my opinion. There were a few less Republicans to chew out, lord knows only four or five run in this state of damnable democratic demagoguery anymore. (If you object to me calling out the Dems, take a look at your property taxes in RI and please be silent.) No one wants racists running the state. We shouldnt want people who will destroy our pensions running it either. The lesson to be learned is this: Do NOT interrupt me during a hockey game. Now lets all sit back and wait for the glorious day when Kanye West and Kim Khardashian get divorced. It will be the first time ever where both parties claim the others genitals as intellectual property.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 02:07:55 +0000