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A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so He asks his father Dad, whats the difference between theoretically and realistically? His dad thinks and then says Right-o son, go and ask your Mother if shed sleep with David Beckham for a million quid. The boy runs off and comes back saying Dad, dad, she Said she would! She would sleep with David Beckham for a Million pounds. OK son, says his dad. Now go and ask your sister the same Question. The boy runs off, and comes back saying Dad, dad, she said She would too! So then his dad says Right, son, now go and ask your brother if Hed sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds. The son comes back excitedly saying Dad! Dad! He said he would too! Well there you have it, son, said his dad. Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid. Realistically were living with two tarts and a poof.
Posted on: Sun, 12 Oct 2014 15:48:36 +0000

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