A status inspired by Pratip Chakraborty- My phone has magical powers, calls up people randomly and by the time I realize I see people like Tanmoy Roy patiently listening to my conversations on ground as he holds on to that pocket dial for the last couple of minutes,, By the time I pick up a call it sends random excuse messages which cost me Re. 1, quoting the fact that I am driving - which happens to people like Yosman and Debanjana.. (Sorry people my phone is retarded) Then sends unruly and inappropriate smileys to people I am not supposed to send them to on whatsapp (smiley sent and the id of the person is not meant to be shared publicly) . Not just that- Deletes applications, sets auto reminders, cranks an alarm at 3:02AM in the morning and no matter what snoozes on despite cancelling the alarm.. Huh..the best bit was today I put the phone to Silent Mode and the first thing it did was to shout out an alarm whose alarm tone was nothing but the song- Teri keh ke lunga (Not very surprising because the 7:55 AM Alarm was indeed this song set as a tune, but the timing of the alarm was a clear indication of the fact that my phone is a badass witch) !
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 04:26:26 +0000