A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the aeroplane when he turned to her and said, Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, What would you like to talk about? Oh, I don’t know, said the stranger. How about nuclear power? and he smiles. OK she said, That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the little girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 17:34:17 +0000
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