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A taxi driver drives into a petrol station in a fancy suburb with his Toyota Quantum taxi. Taxi driver: Sawubona, ngicela ungifakele ifull tank mtakababa Petrol Attendant:I only speak English sir, could you please repeat that in English please. Taxi driver: Oh! Ok Good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile, therefore I cordially request that you transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of preambullation to the brim. Petrol Attendant : Cha mfwethu bengidlala, uthe ufuna I fuel enjani?

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