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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isnt paying attention, so she asked him if there are 3 ducks sitting on a fence & you shoot one, how many are oeft? Johnny says none. The teacher ask why. Johnny says because the shot scared them all off. Teacher says no, two but I like how your thinking. Johnny asks the teacher,if you see 3 women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream & one is biting her ice cream, which one is married? The teacher says the one sucking her ice cream. Johnny says no, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how youre thinking!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 17:53:49 +0000

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