A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.Its a bad one, caused by the womans reckless driving.Both cars are completely wrecked,amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;“So, youre a man. Thats interesting. Im a woman.Wow, look at our wrecked cars! Theres nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt and alive. Now this is destiny.This must be a sign from God that we should be friends live together in peace for the rest of our days.The man replied, I agree with you completely. This must be God!The woman continued, And look at this, heres another miracle.My car is completely ruined, but this bottle of wine survived the crash, meaning it was unbroken.Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.She hands the unbroken bottle of wine to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.The man said, what a wine! Arent you having any?The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the lid back on, and hands it back to the man.She replies, Nah. I think Ill just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. (drinking and driving offence).ADAM ate the APPLE again! Men will never learn!:p
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 08:24:34 +0000
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