A woman passed away and her bank sent a notice that she had defaulted a loan repayment for February and March. So her son decided to call the bank: Son: I am calling to tell you that she died in January. Bank: The bank was not informed of her death so she still has to pay. Son: The ghost must pay you money? Bank: Yes. Son: Then you will have to meet her in person and take it Bank: No Son: So what happens if she does not pay? Bank: Either report her to the frauds division of the police or report her to the credit bureau... or maybe both! Son: Do you understand what I was telling you. Specifically the part about her being dead? Bank: Sir, youll have to speak to my supervisor! (Supervisor gets on the phone) Son: Im calling to tell you, she died in January. Bank: The account was never closed and the interest and charges still apply. Son: You mean you want to collect from her will or next of kin? Bank: .....(stammer) .... Are you her lawyer? Son: No, Im her son. Bank: I dont know what more I can do to help... Son: Well... if you figure it out let me know! If not, you could just keep billing her... I dont think she really cares.... Bank: We hear she moved from her old house in December. Can you give us the new address she moved to Son: Yes why not? First she moved to Cardio Center, Kolebu Teaching Hospital, P.O. Box 172 Kolebu, Accra. Then Later to Kolebu Mortuary, P.O. Box 172 Kolebu, Accra. And finally to P.O.Box Nsamanpom, Plot # 233 Awudome Cemetery, Awudome Accra Bank: Sir, thats a cemetery! Son: Kwasiaaaaa go for your money thats her new address!!!!!!!!! #MedaaseWɔhɔ!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 11:59:28 +0000
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