A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before we begin, Ill need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks What is your occupation? The woman replies, Im a high-priced whore. The accountant balks and says, No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Lets try to rephrase that. The woman says, OK, Im a high-end call girl! No, that is still too crude. Try again. They both think for a minute, then the woman states, Im an elite chicken farmer. The accountant asks, What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl? Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year. GMFBers:)
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 08:36:07 +0000