A-yo, Guys whats going on! ;) Pulled Over by a Cop A police - TopicsExpress

A-yo, Guys whats going on! ;) Pulled Over by a Cop A police officer pulls over this guy whos been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube. The man says, Sorry, officer, I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, Ill have a really bad asthma attack. Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample. I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death. Well, then, we need a urine sample. Im sorry, officer, I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, Ill get really low blood sugar. All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line. I cant do that, officer. Why not? Because Im drunk. :D :v :P

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