A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Well, said her mother, how was the honeymoon? Oh, mama, she replied, the honeymoon as wonderful! So romantic... Suddenly she burst out crying. But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language - things Id never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! Youve got to take me home... PLEASE MAMA! Sarah, Sarah, her mother said, calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words? Please dont make me tell you, mama, wept the daughter, Im so embarrassed theyre just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!! Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words! Still sobbing, the bride said, Oh, Mama ... he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook... Ill pick you up in twenty minutes, said the mother. Joke submitted by : Daniel Shanahan
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 06:02:47 +0000
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