A young single guy on a cruise ship is having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and sinks, but the guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through the shark infested sea to a remote island. Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely breathing. Shes also managed to wash up on shore from the sinking ship. He makes his way over to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance he manages to get her breathing again. She looks at him, wide eyed and grateful and says, You saved my life, Im so grateful, youre my hero. He suddenly realizes the woman is Cameron Diaz. Days and weeks go by. Cameron and the guy are living on the island together. Theyve set up a hut, theres plenty of fruit on the trees, and theyre in heaven. Camerons fallen madly in love with our man, and theyre making passionate love morning, noon and night. Alas, one day she notices hes looking kind of glum. Whats the matter, sweetheart? she asks We have a wonderful life together, Im in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do? He says, Actually, Cameron, there is. Would you mind putting on my shirt? Sure, she says, if it will help. He takes off his shirt and she puts it on. Now would you put on my trousers? he asks. Sure, honey, if its really going to make you feel better. she says. Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little moustache on your face? he asks. Whatever you want, sweetie, she says, and does. Then he says, Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island? She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, Mate! Youll never believe who Im shagging!!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 03:07:06 +0000