A young woman takes a baby to the doctor’s surgery. ‘Baby seems to be ill,’ she says. ‘Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week.’ The doctor examines the baby, then says to the woman, ‘Is he breast-fed, or on the bottle?’ ‘Breast-fed,’ she replies. ‘Let’s take a look,’ says the doctor. ‘Strip down to your waist.’ She does so and the doctor squeezes both breasts, massages them and pinches both nipples. Eventually he says, ‘No wonder this baby is hungry, you don’t have any milk.’ ‘Of course I don’t,’ says the woman. ‘I’m his aunt. I giggled. -Ashley
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 17:33:10 +0000
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