***** ACTUAL CONVERSATION at ALAND***** HIM: Excuse me, do you work here? Me: (Do Not Strangle the guests, do not strangle the guests) Yes. How can I help you? Him: Where do I catch the train? Me: Right there under the big red roof Him: When does it run? Me: Its continuous. It circles the park. It picks up and exits in the same place Him: When does it leave? Me: (do not strangle the guests) After the passengers get off, the people on line enter. It just left now and it takes about ten minutes to circle the park Him: So when will it arrive in the station? Me: (Ill take brain farts for 1000 Alex) In ten minutes Him: From now? Me: YES Him: I dont have a watch. What time is it? Me: (Time for a gallon of sambucca) Its 7:40 Him.: Okay sooooo, 7;50 Me: Give or take, yes Him: Ill look for it later Me: Ya cant miss it Him: Well if Im more than ten minutes late I will Me: Have a good night (DEAR MOTHERSHIP, PLEASE COME BACK FROM YOUR PLANET AND TAKE THESE PEOPLE HOME)
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 00:07:18 +0000
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