****** ACTUAL CONVERSATION at ST FRANCIS****** Me: Can I help you? Him: Yes, she needs to see a doctor Me: Okay, please fill out this form Him: Can I fill it out for her? Me: Of course Him: Thank you, shes in a lot of pain Me: Im sorry to hear that Him: Reason for visit? Ummmm, Samurai pain! Me: Excuse me? Him: How do you spell Samurai? Me: Wait......what? Him: Samurai! How do you spell it? (The theme from the exorcist is playing in my head) Me: Did you say Samurai? Him: Yes, am I saying it wrong? Me: A samurai is an ancient oriental warrior Her: (finally) Not Samurais! HAMPEROIDS! Me: (eyes rolling like a slot machine). OHHHHHH! You mean hemorrhoids? Her: I guess so, yes Him: She has flaming things in her ass! Can I write that? Me: (Busting out laughing) Ill write it for you. Have a seat and someone will be right with you Him: Thats not even funny! (I wrote hemorrhoids) What a pain in the ass the was! Hahahahahah! Wooooo Hooooo and its only 12:30
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