AKPORS THE GREAT!! It was May 27th Childrens day. Akpors was to represent his school in Inter- School Debates Competition. Mc: put ur hands together as i welcm Rowan College to d podium for their debates. A fine litle girl wit glasses came forward collected d microphone frm d mc, face d large crowd with sweet cool voice she said: Gooday to mr chairman, the accurate time keeper, my fellow co-debators and ofcos my respectable audience. My name is Angel, am here to oppose the motion that says Public school is better than private school... The rest na story.. Afta she finished there was aloud and long clapping even Akpors too was claping and jumping 4 her.lol Mc: Now, ladies and gentlemen put ur hands together as i welcm to d podium Alugba atanga Community Secondary School; akpors for their debates. Akpors didnt want to come out before, how can he face dis crowd. Thats not even d problem. What is he goin to say. In his school they never thought them in English. Even the so-called English Language was taught in vernacular. Akpors Principal pushed Akpors out. Immediately, there was clapping.. Akpors took a bold step forward, collected d mic frm d Mc. "warri no dey carry last" Akpors starts... Gud day my chairman. Guday my timekeeper. Gud day my judge. And gud day my people. My name na Akpororo Ekpenta Akpors. The name of my school is Alugba Atanga Community Secondary School. Afta dat introduction Akpors quickly switchd off d Microphone and started demostratin wit his mouth and hands as if he was talkin.. He was realy givin out points. But nobody could hear. The crowd thought it was an electrical fault frm d Dj. By now, they were all curios to hear what Akpors was sayin, they were shouting of Dj Dj Dj Dj evrywhere.. Akpors didnt mind them. He continue openin his mouth as if he was talkin. Movin frm left to rite, gesturin wit his hands.. The Dj has checked all his instrument. He discover there was notin wrng wit them. So he step to d podium to check tins out. B4 he got there Akpors had given 10 points unheard. As d Dj was Abt to Colect d Mic frm Akpors. Akpors quickly switch on d mic and said: I hope wit dis points i am able to convince u and nt to confuse u dat Public sch is gooder (better) dan private school.... Taank u. O boy Lol. AKPORS IS............. .....
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:06:53 +0000
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