AKPOS FUN TIME!!! STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK: 1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? Answer: NO NA MY HIPS. 2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS? Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG. 3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE. 4)Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. 5)I listened to 9 oclock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU? Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE. 6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. 7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer: No! Na CHURCH.... Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins Section A (All questions carry equal marks) 1. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ? 2. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? 3. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo? SECTION B 1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more? 2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142) 3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ? 4. If your x-boyfriend/¬girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X? 5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? SECTION C 1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss. 2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on My Oga At The Top NO SIDE TALK CHEATING GOOD LUCK ...oya. Ur time start now...
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