AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ HELEN: You’re kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh! You’re not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on? AKPOS: OBJ. HELEN: To meet Obasanjo? AKPOS: No, it means ON A BUSINESS JOURNEY. HELEN: Oh! AKPOS: Yes… IBB. HELEN: Babangida? AKPOS: I’LL BE BACK. HELEN: (smiles). Very funny. AKPOS: Till then APC. HELEN: What does that mean? AKPOS: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL. HELEN: Hmmm… AKPOS: And while I’m away, PDP with love. HELEN: What? AKPOS: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our love. HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I won’t BRF. AKPOS: What has Lagos state governor got to do with all this? HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL! AKPOS: I trust you HELEN: FOOL! AKPOS: (screaming) Whaaat?! HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!
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