ALERT. AUTOMATIC MEDICAL LOCK-DOWN PROCEDURE INITIATED. Number of staff exposed: 5 Number of staff infected: 1 (Christopher French) Vector: Air-mobile particulate Infection: Skub Plague (VirStat rating Tier three infection/pseudo-filovirus) Common Symptoms: -Localized eruption of the dermis which leads to weeping sores -that sing blasphemies -in Latin -Soreness in joints, water-pipes, and hookahs -Rededication of priorities to Apophis, God of curses and plagues Suggested treatment: I) Strap infected to wagon-wheel, and place at top of long pole, so the the creator can see that Man has suffered for ever questioning holy teachings [REDACTED: ineffective] II) Bathe subject in turpentine and light on fire
Posted on: Tue, 01 Oct 2013 09:13:46 +0000
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