ANSWERS TO SOME IDIOTIC QUESTIONS: 1. You are making out with your girlfriend, then u start pulling her panties then she ask; what are u trying to do? Ans; lol, I want to wash it for u. 2. When its raining and someone notice u going out, yet they ask, are u going out in this rain? Ans; No, in the next one. ... 3. Someone calls u at 2am and ask if u are sleeping..? Ans: No, im picking beans. 4. They see u coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, did u just have a bath? Ans: No, i fell into the toilet bowl 5. Youre standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to ur office, yet they ask, are u going up? Ans: No, im waiting for my office to come down and get me. 6. Your boyfriend comes home wit a bunch of flowers, and u stil ask, are those flowers? Ans; No baby, they are carrots 7. When they see you lying down with ur eyes closed and they still ask are u sleeping? Ans: No, im training to die... 8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked what are u doin here? Ans: Im here to pay my school fees.. 9. You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocs, asking is anyone there? Ans: No, na shit lock the door....mtcheew! 10. They see u comin back from school and they still ask, are u back? Ans; No! I am still in school.
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 20:58:09 +0000
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