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ANTARA SOALAN LAWAK USTAZ AZHAR IDRUS Soalan.. : Saya masih muda, mana patut saya pilih dulu, haji atau kahwin? Ustaz : Kalo kamu tengok tiang lampu nampak macam awek, wajib kahwen dulu. Soalan.. : Selepas dengar ceramah ustaz ini apa patut dibuat? Ustaz : Balik rumah makan nasi la, tanya aku plak, mana aku tau. Soalan.. : Ular dan kala jengking sunat dibunuh, boleh ustaz terangkan tentang haiwan ini? Ustaz : Buka channel Astro Animal Planet. Aku bukan pakar hewan. Soalan.. : Apa hukum besarkan payudara? Ustaz : Adoi macam-macam, guna bahan kekal seperti silikon haram, tapi dgn cara bersenam, nak besar mana pon boleh.. Soalan : Bolehkah bergambar bersama dengan makwe? Ustaz : Boleh jika bertiga, dan bapak makwe tu duduk ditengah-tengah. Soalan : Apa hukum asyik teringat kekasih lama? Ustaz : Ini soal hati, x berdosa, sedangkan selipar jepun yang hilang pon kita teringat-ingat.. Soalan : Ketika berwudhu saya selalu terasa nak terkentut, tolong saya ustaz... Ustaz : Nak kentut pun mintak tolong aku... kentut kena tahan sendirilah. Soalan : Betul ke ustaz kata pakai tudung tu tak wajib? Ustaz : Betul, boleh tutup rambut pakai baldi asalkan tak nampak... tapi tebuk sikit lubang untuk mata... Soalan : Di mana ustaz beli kopiah? Ustaz : Mentang-mentang boleh tanya soalan, itupun tanya, nasib baik tak tanya kat mana aku beli underware..... **sekadar hiburan** hahahaha

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