ASUU TO CALL OFF STRIKE IN 7 UNIVERSITIES: ASUU To Call Off Strike In 7 Universites We have just received information on a the latest improvement from ASUU, and this time it is good news for the lucky students in a select few universities. News filtering from ASUU HQ this morning indicates that the body has reached an agreement to call of the strike in 5 universities if certain conditions are met, while other universities are been reviewed as at press time. The chairman of ASUU gave the list below “well, after hearing of the plight of students, we have decided to help some students go back to school, if their schools can comply with a strict set of rules, as mentioned below” 1. UNILAG: Unilag must agree to change their name to MAULAG. Without prostest, riot or diss track. If they don’t like the name , then they should forget about school till further notice. 2. LASU: all cultists in lasu must give their lives to Jesus, come out clean and the killer of damoche(RIP) must be fished out ..or else LASU is facing a long strike. 3. UI: All students in UI must have tribal marks and no one is allowed to bring any car model from 2004 downwards. . 4. DELSU: All delta state girls must visit each of our male committee members. For virginity………..sorry IQ test. 5. and finally OSU must bring 5 virgins from 100 level and if they cant they should look for 1 virgin from 400 level. 6. UNN: All the 2nd choice candidates pume result must be released on or before september 20th. 7. FUNAI: The names in the admission list must be upto atleast 500 before anything can be done about strike. Do you think there are other schools that need some rules as well?
Posted on: Thu, 12 Sep 2013 11:46:11 +0000