ATB JUST FOR LAUGHS, By Mitchell Odhiambo I recently came across a series of puns and I thought to share to cheer you up on Monday 1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 2. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that. 3. Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it 4. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers. 5. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere! 6. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame 7. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. 8. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 9. Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. 10. What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care. Wishing you a week full of puns! Share some of yours below! From Mitchell Odhiambo
Posted on: Mon, 02 Jun 2014 06:30:00 +0000
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