Aaj k shaitan bacche .........xxxxxxxxx................. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna ............xxxxxxxxx............... Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi ,main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu. ...............xxxxxxxxx............... Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi. ------------------------------ Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Lazyness rocks: Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom: if u repeat, ill slap u. Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,.... Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge? Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu. Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h, Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi... A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems! :):):):-)
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