According to unnamed sources, Congress is toying with the idea of hiring pole dancers to work as poll volunteers for every election. Noting that, especially within the male demographic, voting percentages would increase, the initiative is being widely touted as a way to stimulate the economy while decreasing the unemployment rate of an entire subset of hospitality workers. It couldnt help but get out the vote, responded one volunteer. Besides, the guys always seem to show up with a few extra bucks to tip the staff.
Posted on: Wed, 29 Oct 2014 13:43:46 +0000
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