After I got to my seat on the airplane tonight, pulled out a book a began to read, the person next to me sits down and wants to know my life history! At first I try to ignore him. That doesnt work because he then starts tapping my shoulder to get my attention while repeating, You know what Im sayin? I continue to ignore this giddy, hopped up on 20 cups of coffee and 4 energy drinks dude with the hopes that he will get my drift and just let me read. No success. He proceeds to hold a conversation with the side of my face. You know what Im sayin? So...I turn to this guy and slowly put my finger to my mouth and say ... Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yes. Im that big jerk! And am totally happy living in Jerkville!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 04:24:59 +0000
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