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After a few raspberry mojitos and too much sun, this happened: Me: Did you see the movie Captain Philips? My Dad: It was good. My Brother: Except for the part where Tom Hanks was stranded on an island. Me: But he had Wilson who just wanted to be a bird and fly far far away. Dad: Did Tom ever get that shuttle into space? What about Sandra Bullock? Did he save her?...(crickets) Brother: Who would have thought that the wish machine was unplugged? Dad: Tom Hanks just kept running! Me: If Tom was so sleepless then he should have taken melatonin. Dad: At least he was able to save that Ryan kid. Brian: (singing) sugar sugar coco puff.. Me: How can a grown man live under the sea with a mermaid? Dad: Your options are limited when you throw all your money into a pit! Brother: After all that he died of AIDS. Me: At least it wasnt a brain cloud. #springbreak
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 00:07:43 +0000

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