After a sad but lovely celebration of Colins life we are back to the everyday humdrum shenanigans of ordinary things. My family have gone back home so Im now like McCauley Culkin; Home Alone. Lee has gone back up to Ayr and Debbie,Steve,& Ruby back to the West Midlands. Ive had a hair-cut this morning and done a bit of shopping at Morrisons. Im going to have a fry-up for my dinner ;Eggs,Bacon,& Beans.With Rice-Pudding to follow.( A Gourmet Meal.) At Jimmy Pattons Greasy Spoon Cafe. Driving back from the shops today I was listening to some wonderful music; Michael Buble singing Try A Little Tenderness . Superb! Hes great!( I wish hed shave when hes on T.V.though.) Ive just seen an advert for Face.Cream by Loreal on I.T.V.and it was Hugh Laurie whos face is almost completely covered by a beard . Whats the point of Face-Cream there? Its turned colder today and I dont like it. (Im a warm weather person.) I think Ill have some soup to start my meal this evening. Thatll warm me up a bit. I love lying in the sun all day! Theres not been much of that this year though unfortunately. What about the Gay boy who went into Burtons to buy an overcoat for the winter. The assistant said Would you like a belt up the back. He said Youd better make it quick as I havent got much time.( Cheeky.) A woman made a complaint to the police that a man in the house opposite was flashing every morning when he was getting dressed. A policeman came and watched from her window and said I cant see anything from here. She said No, but you stand on top of this wardrobe. I love the one about the new young policewoman who went out on her first patrol with the police sergeant to show her the ropes. They had been gone about an hour when someone said She has forgotten her change of underwear. Get the police-dog to take them to her. They let the dog sniff her panties and said The dog will find them alright. Off the dog went and it was back ten minutes later with the sergeants knackers in its mouth.( I am awful arent i?.) Enjoy your evening friends. Jimmy.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 18:14:24 +0000
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