After an excitingly hot 69-er with his girlfriend, Jerry suddenly remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was worried that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth 5 times, used dental floss 3 times and to be absolutely sure, he gargled a full bottle of mouthwash. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. Feeling confident and relaxed, Jerry got in to the chair and opened his mouth wide. The dentist said, Holy crap, did you have a 69 before you came here? Jerry looked guilty and said, “Im so sorry, I tried so hard to get rid of any trace. Does my breath smell like pussy”? The dentist replied, “No, your forehead smells like shit.”
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 12:43:48 +0000
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