After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich dude bought her a car. Dont get angry, dat will mk U an enemy of progress. Jst draw a timetable for both of U U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow LilWayne sing I Aint Got no worries ... Ur life is on SOS Mumu girl said: I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart fool, whats GOOD in the years? I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, cos the things she asked for only God can provide dem Ladies, the only man you are allowed to chase,I repeat CHASE shamelessly is the man that stole your purse Why take Marriage counselling from a Single? Thats worse than Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles & Cobhams driving lessons. Im sure your mother did not give you breast scattered with tattoos, stretch marks, and Eczema... Pls allow your children enjoy same. Nollywood has influenced us too much thz days. I murder Cockroaches by covering their face with a pillow and pressing hard I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was in Coma for 3wks when d nurse played her song on her fone. I had to stand up... to remove her battery At 23, Ur boobs ve already observed eternal rest & Full time sleeping mode. Yet U are forming hard to get Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U Our Igbo brothers in China are involved if Ur BB has TV, MicroWave, Torch, Nail cutter, Toothbrush, Lighter and Food flask in it Shes making me bark like a Bingo... she got me dancing Alingo ...I still dont understand why Mary Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins Back then in Primary school, I used to think that song was I have seen, seen the DANFO of satan *sighs* That was how my neighbour named her triplet Faith, Faithful & Faithfulness... who did those innocent children offend??☹ Opportunity knocks but once, if you hear a second knock, bros check well, Na Jehovah witness. Some ppl will come to visit U, and forget to take their Odour with them when leaving. Their odour becomes Ur permanent room mate.☹ So because Ur picture no fine, U dey claim sayBeauty is from within Y U NO take X- ray do Ur Profile picture? Going for an interview at a bank....dresses like Cabo Snoop. *sighs* No wonder ur parents didnt use U for Blood money Ur partner buys U toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, & chewing stick for Xmas; & U stilldont get d msg. Ur stupidity don enter Google map Even those that have heads like cabin biscuit be keeping Mo Hawks too. *sighs* At 30, U R stil in ur parents house, fightin ur siblings ova who gets d head of fish. Is d witch in ur village fanning herself wit ur pic? Na so my Ibadan girl-friend tell me sey she make pizza for me......I reach house see agege bread with stew and fish inside. *smh* Loooolzz... Have a funfilled day.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 14:06:54 +0000
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