After suffering his 5th straight defeat to instate rival USC, Dabo Swinney is walking along the S.C. coast line one morning. When he suddenly walks upon a strange bottle with Arabian symbols on it. Inside of the bottle a voice says, Let me out & Ill grant you 1 wish. Dabo releases the jinni who says, Your wish is my command. Dabo tells him, You see, Im a football coach at one of the universities here in this state. And Ive just suffered my 5th consecutive loss to my rival. I want things to return to the way they were in the glory days of the 80s at Clemson, & I want to be a winning coach like my in state rival Steve Spurrier. So my wish is to become a winning college football coach, just like Steve Spurrier! With a shocked look the jinni quickly turns into a cloud of smoke & POOF returns into his bottle. Stunned, Dabo shouts into the bottle, HEY JINNI, COME BACK OUT OF THERE! YOU HAVENT GRANTED MY WISH YET! The jinni speaks through the bottle & says, I known who you are, youre that looser Dabo Swinney! Youre not asking for a wish, youre asking for the greatest miracle in the history of the universe! Hey, we jinnis do have our limitations you know!
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 23:16:56 +0000
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