After the burial and when the week-long celebration, funded by George Soros and attended by Socialists, Libtards, Progressives, Marxists, Communists, and special guest representatives from Iran, Venezuela, Cuba, Somalia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Russia, and very special guests from Al Quida, ended; most Republicans and all Tea Party Members were exiled to Guantanamo; the Constitution was scrapped; Congress was purged of all members except those approved by Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, who immediately embarked on an extended all paid vacation; all businesses either closed or relocated offshore taking with them their employees and families. Obummer was anointed King of the now named OBUMMERS World. Schools were renamed orientation centers, the once proud American flag was banned. As expected, no business meant no jobs, resulting in government revenue decline by some 100%. No more government handouts to those who had been used to and these people, even if they wanted to, had no work to do. Anarchy and massive starvation ensued. China called in their loans. Obummer World defaulted. China moved in, taking control of the government, renaming the country to New China. The Libtards, Socialists, Progressives, Marxists, Communists were relocated to outer Mongolia, which was then renamed Wasteland and no intelligent humans would visit, in fear of being contaminated. RIP America. * footnote: this is a fictionalized reminder that vigilance IS prevention from unwanted(?) consequences.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 17:07:45 +0000
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