After the recent updated Facebook policy change, I feel it is absolutely critically imperative that I re-post this for my safety and protection, because Im pretty important. I hereby give my permission to the Canadian Security Agency, Mossad, MI5, CISEN, Medellin Cartel, Interpol, KGB, The Tea Party, Homeland Security, Dr Evil, Pentagon, The Illuminati, FBI, Skull & Bones, CIA, NAWS, The Knights Templar, The St Ann Police Department, the Pentagon, Michelle Obama, TNL, The Heritage Foundation, Hollywood, The Bilderberg, Group, Jefferson County, AOL, KKK, Rosicrucians, Google, Henry Kissinger, Freemasons, Myspace, Apple, Oranges, The New Black Panthers, Tammy Bowlsby, Microsoft, China, Wall Street, Writeaprisoner, Donald Trump, Harvard, Sarah Palin,The Cloud, Sandra Bullock, Yahoo, Bill OReilly, Oprah, The Clintons, All the Bushs except George W, Drudge, Dick Cheney, ISIS, The cool new Pope, The Koch Brothers, The Dixie Chicks, Bieber, Michael Moore, Steven Spielberg, The Disney Company, ESPN, The Playboy Network, The Supreme Court, The Cheesecake Factory, Dominos, George Soros, Oliver Stone and Danica Patrick to all the amazing and interesting things that I publish on Facebook. Im aware that my privacy ended the very day that I bought my first smartphone.... Id like to add that whatever declaration you publish has no legal standing whatsoever, and that the contract you undersigned with FB grants them the use of everything you publish. And if you dont like it, ask for your money back!
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 00:33:54 +0000
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