Ah, wedding season. You Might be a Redneck if: - Your wedding dress is leather. - You’re reusing the wedding invitations from your first marriage. - You saved your allowance to pay for the honeymoon. - You missed your rehearsal dinner because your baby was sick. - You are registered for rat traps. - Your wedding limo has a winch. - You use your daughters wedding as an excuse to buy a new shotgun. - You refer to the church where you were married as the scene of the crime. - Your daughter mistakenly thought youd attend her wedding on opening day of turkey season. - Your wedding invitations say, Same time, same place. - Entertainment at your wedding reception features professional duck callers. - Your prenuptial agreement mentions the change in the ashtray of your truck. - You have a cigarette behind your ear in your engagement photos.
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 21:47:58 +0000
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