Akpors,driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by Naija policeman at a roadblock... Congratulations, said the cop...Because you are wearing your seatbelt you have just won N500000 in an Arrive Alive safety competition! Akpors could hardly believe his luck. So tell us what are you going to do with your cash? asked the traffic cop. Well, I guess Im going to get a drivers license, Akpors answered. Awkward silence... Oh, dont listen to him! yelled the guy in the passenger seat. He always tries to be smart when hes drunk... Another awkward pause and a surprised look on a policemans face... Meanwhile this whole noise and bustle wakes up the third guy in the back seat who just took one look at the cop and moaned, Damn,I told you stealing the BMW was a bad idea! A Mazda would have been better... At that moment there was a knock from the boot and this voice asked, Are we over the border yet? At this point the policement,quite shocked, looks around and asks, Okey, my brothers,how do we share this money?. #NaijJokes #MyNaij
Posted on: Thu, 29 May 2014 08:56:50 +0000
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