Akpors, the houseboy, usually sneaks into his Oga’s room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new bottle of wine. It was a French wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpors unaware of this sneaked into his Oga’s room. He drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour. “I am in trouble, big trouble,” Akpors thinks and runs to the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and Madam were sitting in the parlour, while Akpors was in the kitchen… OGA: Akpors! Akpors: Oga! OGA: Who drank my wine? No answer! OGA: Akpors, who drank my wine? Silence, again. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpors there. OGA: Are you insane or what? Why when I call, you say “Oga”, but when I ask you a question you don’t answer me. Akpors: Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don’t understand anything, except your name. OGA: Is that so? Okay go to the parlour, stand beside Madam and ask me a question while I stand here. Akpors went and did what Oga ordered. Akpors: Ogaaaaaa!!! OGA: Yes, Akpors. Akpors: Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when Madam is not at home? No answer. Akpors: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when Madam no dey house. No answer again. Oga runs out of the kitchen. OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpors, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name. MADAM: That’s not true. It’s a lie. Akpors: Madam, do you want to be tested? MADAM: Yes, sure. Akpors: Oya enter the kitchen. She enters. Akpors: Madam! MADAM: Yes, Akpors. Akpors: Who is Junior’s biological Father?.. Me or Oga?? Madam rushed out of the kitchen. MADAM: This kitchen needs to be anointed oo, I can’t understand anything at all. One word for Akpors?
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 10:58:38 +0000
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