Akpors was caught in Lagos by some traffic Officials for driving on the BRT Lane and was told he had to pay a fine of N5,000. Akpors knew he had no money and resorted to begging, after begging and pleading for thirty minutes, the traffic Officials refused to release the car. He then thought to himself for a while and said: Okay, at least tell me where you will be towing the car to. Traffic Official: it will be taken to Alausa. Akpors: HaHaHaHa, that is very good! The traffic officials were surprised and curious about why he was happy all of a sudden, suspecting he was up to something they fixed their attention on him. Immediately, Akpors brought out his phone and started faking a call; Akpors: Good morning, Alhaji. No sir! In less than 30 Minutes it will explode! The car has been impounded and 5 of those new bombs are in it. They are taking the car to the targeted destination, Alausa! I’m coming back to Maiduguri alive now. Thank you, sir. Greet other faithfuls for me. As soon as Akpors rounded off his imaginary call he looked around and not even one traffic official was still around, he simply entered his car and drove off jejely. What do you think of Akpors?
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 07:34:39 +0000