Akpors was traveling with his son on an international flight when suddenly the pilot announced, “Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the bags must be thrown out.” A little later, the pilot says, “We’re still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin.” The plane continues it’s descent despite more things being thrown out. The pilot announced again, “Still going down, we must throw out some people” There’s a big gasp from the passengers! Then the pilot said, “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So A, any Africans on board?” No one moves. “B, any Blacks on board?” No one moves. “C, any Coloreds on board?” Still no one moves. “D, any Darkies?” Akpors little son got confused knowing very well that they where black and Africans, so he asked Akpors: Daddy, what are we?” Akpors replied: My son, for today and this particular situation, we are Zombies!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 15:38:55 +0000